Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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