Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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