Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
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I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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