I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Why can't burritos get me drunk
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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