KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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