idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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