I'm jealous of your bromance
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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