i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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