'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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