I think I just saw someone hide a body.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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