At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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