I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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