we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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