If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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