You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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