I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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