so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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