Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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