Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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