You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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