Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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