I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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