i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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