do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
why is half of my head shaved?
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