normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Actions speak louder than pants.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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