I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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