the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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