im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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