i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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