Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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