She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
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Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Let's get the cat blown out
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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