at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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