Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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