Whod you bang
You smell like stripper and shame
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My breasts were aching with rage.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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