just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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