What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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