your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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