i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize