the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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