She's JV to your varsity
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
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