i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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