It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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