that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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