it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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