i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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