I love black thongs
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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