Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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