I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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Ladies don't puke and tell
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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