he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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