You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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